Based on a recent set of strongly-worded letter bombs, there is some popular dissatisfaction with our service. We hear you. Sambo is committed to evolving, and leaving the worst excesses of the past behind us. To that end, we’re proud to announce the Sambo companion app, Manacle.

Despite our hiring standards, a Sambo may occaisionally work slowly, or leave a task unfinished. With Manacle, you can send us live feedback. Consistent poor performers will have their wages and tips returned to end users. In short, any labor performed by a Manacled Sambo is free of charge.

We hope that this clears up any concerns you might have.